The only thing I enjoy more than a film with a clever script and fine acting is an amazing movie nude scene. There have been many such films over the years, but the following list is dedicated to some of my favorite flesh-baring moments. If you’re the type of guy who subscribes to Maxim or Playboy (or the stronger stuff), you’ll want to check these out immediately.
Sybil Danning in The Howling 2 – The busty B-movie actress rips off her top to reveal a massive pair of boobs. Thanks to the end credits, we get to see this moment repeatedly…in slow motion.
Sharon Stone in Basic Instinct – One of the most infamous nude scenes comes when Stone crosses her legs and shows off her nether regions. When she attended a screening of the film, Stone reportedly tracked down director Paul Verhoeven in the projection booth and gave him a slap.
Jessica Biel in Powder Blue – Jessica Biel plays a stripper with a love for hot wax. Need I say more?
Carla Gugino in Sin City – After seeing this black-and-white topless scene, my appreciation for Carla Gugino went through the roof. Robert Rodriguez certainly knows how to film women.
Marisa Tomei in Before the Devil Knows You’re Dead – Even though she was over 40 in this film, Tomei has an incredibly toned body and a butt you could bounce a quarter off.
Phoebe Cates in Fast Times at Ridgemont High – Mrs. Kevin Kline strips off her swimsuit to reveal the body that had every teen furiously masturbating in the early ‘80s.
Jennifer Connelly in The Hot Spot – Before she won an Oscar, a young Jennifer Connelly showed off her magnificent rack in this steamy crime flick starring Don Johnson.
Demi Moore in Striptease – I love women with slightly muscular builds, and Demi Moore has that in abundance in this comedy-drama about a single mother working as a stripper.
Pam Grier in Coffy – In the ‘70s, Pam Grier could be counted on to consistently deliver amazing topless scenes. She may be older now, but her busty glory lives on through the magic of DVDs and Blu-ray.
Anything with Monica Bellucci – As of this writing, the lovely Monica has showed off her goods in exactly 19 feature films. Some of these have been comedic, and a few have been downright harrowing. But whatever the situation, she delivers a full-figured knockout body that will put scrawny little waifs to shame.
While movie nude scenes are great, they’re even better when you’re relaxing and sipping on a cold Red Bull. If you happen to have a girlfriend handy, you’ll need as much energy as possible to get her to recreate those steamy scenes you just witnessed on the screen. Luckily, Red Bull coupons will allow you to save money, which leaves more for the purchase of contraceptives.